The Scratching Post: J Declines Dinner, Confirms Turd Status

In a very precedented move today, J decided he's not going to dinner tonight even though everyone else is going and his friend Catman would like him to go. Big F'ing surprise. This doesn't even come as a shock to those who have never met J. I asked a few people around the building what they think of the decision and was met with this overwhelming response: "That guy always looked like a real turd." There you have it. J is a turd. It is suspected that he will continue to be a turd until the end of his days, and even then I'm sure he will find some way of letting everyone down in the afterlife.