Each month, I allot a certain amount of "carrot points" that J may win by performing various tasks that a groodbud should do. In this photo, J has just finished backing me up on a joke I made at lunch (pronounced "munch"). Subsequently, he was awarded one carrot point. Each time J decides he wants to do something that makes me want to smash his face into oblivion, I deduct one carrot point (for example, when he feels that he is so great and important that he will just pull his shitty car into a space and toss it in park at any goddamn angle that he wants).
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
J and the Catman: Carrotbuds Forever
Each month, I allot a certain amount of "carrot points" that J may win by performing various tasks that a groodbud should do. In this photo, J has just finished backing me up on a joke I made at lunch (pronounced "munch"). Subsequently, he was awarded one carrot point. Each time J decides he wants to do something that makes me want to smash his face into oblivion, I deduct one carrot point (for example, when he feels that he is so great and important that he will just pull his shitty car into a space and toss it in park at any goddamn angle that he wants).
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I thought you were going to start a rhyme when you said "like a groodbud should" - something along the lines of how much wood could a woodchuck chuck... Maybe that is something you could write eventually?
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