A Nice Bit of Chat between the Catman and the Foreign Correspondent

Catman:  i'm here to PUMP YOU UP
Foreign Correspondent:  --
Catman:  i'd like to see you put on 20 pounds of muscle in the next month - is that fair?
Foreign Correspondent:  why on earth would i want to do that?
Catman:  you're going to need it
Foreign Correspondent:  what on earth for?
Catman:  i've arranged for you to have some sparring sessions above your current weight class
Foreign Correspondent:  you're an idiot

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Catman:  heard about your voodoo doll this weekend
Foreign Correspondent:  what's that?
Catman:  heard you made a little doll of proscuitto and cheese
Foreign Correspondent:  closing the box again. goodbye.
Catman:  that's what j said