After a month of fun and romance followed by a month and a half of anxiously pacing around his kitchen, the "Catlove Affair" has officially ended today. Alas, the Catman's quest to find true love, a love which burns greater than a well-insulated Bear Grylls endorsed winter jacket, would appear to be never-ending. Perhaps it's his quixotic thirst for perfection that keeps him ever-twirling in circles around the toilet bowl of life. Or maybe it's his cat-like penis? Alas, another dream dashed - and yet, even as the Catman slinks back to his room for a night of dreamless sleep, you can't help but feel a palpable sense of optimism, for the true lonely cat is the cat who still dreams.Your daily cat quote:
Catman: lets get a hug
Catman: and really drive it home
Looks like it's time for the Catman to pop open a tin of Ben and Jerry's Looney Tuna and put on his favorite rom-com.
ReplyDeleteI don't know if you can even refer to that as a penis. More of a nub.
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