Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Cat Attack!

There were conflicting report on the severity of today's Cat attack. While the event, as I heard it, seemed like a well-contained, moderately polite affair, our foreign correspondent received a scarier, more deranged take.
Mine first:

J: catman?
Catman: hang tight - nervous breakdown
Catman: destroying everything in my office
Catman: will be done in a mome

The foreign correspondent's version of events:

Catman: Nervous breakdown commencing in 3... 2... 1...
Catman: Jasmin green tea
Catman: honey in it
Catman: honey bear
Catman: honeyhoneyhoney
Catman: WATER BUFFALO
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3 comments:

  1. Observer BiasJanuary 18, 2011 at 2:59 PM

    I was there. It wasn't that bad. He just peed in the corner and tossed some sand on it.

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2011 at 7:13 PM

    I was e-there. He also started yelling SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR, TONY! He doesn't know anyone named Tony. My name is Jeff.

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  3. Dan "Sunny-side Up" JohnsonJanuary 19, 2011 at 11:32 AM

    FUCK THE WEASEL!

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