When I took on the Cat3PO Project, it was a seemingly impossible mission... a mission that became an incredible journey. Now, seven years later, I have created the perfect cat-robot hybrid. Half cat, half erector set, it is capable of walking around on linoleum floors and looking like it just got out of the bath. It is prophesied that in time, Cat3PO will become quite powerful and use his robot strength to strike down J in the name of the Catman, thus stealing his power (his ability to only drink freshly squeezed lemonade when all the rest of his buds are drinking beers). For, as it is written, a single Bud shall remain in the end... a Bud who will not bring down his other buds when they are trying to have fun... a Bud whose pants are not too short for his puny little legs... a Bud who would rather have cake than a fruit tart...And so, in the name of the Catman, rise Cat3PO!! RISE!!!
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