This morning, all was quiet on the Catman front. There was no talk of din. No mention of the gym. Or of Trader Joes. Or the possibility of fitting into a new pair of jeans. Fearing the worst (that he'd slipped in between the radiator and the wall and fallen asleep again), and in hopes of annoying him, I sent him an IM:
J: d
Catman: ?
J: you in today?
Catman: yea why
J: just curious
J: seems like you might be "away"
Catman: hmm
Catman: nah am here
J: cool - just checking
J: Sometimes it looks like you are here, but you are actually "away"
Catman: you think it might be fun to turd on me?
J: what does that mean?
Catman: here's something for you
Catman: go jump in front of a truck
J: stationary or moving?
Catman: sometimes it looks like you are here but it turns out you are actually "annoying"
With the desired outcome reached, he was soon back to his old ways:
Catman: funny thing is i have to go to the gym today
Although, the world may never know exactly why that's a "funny thing," or earlier why he asked if it might be fun to turd on him.
Very funny posts today.
ReplyDelete