Job Opportunity: Catman Seeks Errand Boy

Catman: i need someone to run errands for me

Foreign Correspondent: what errands?

Catman: the things i need done

Foreign Correspondent: like what? You don't do anything

Catman: that's laughable

Foreign Correspondent: except for goto the gym and cook chicken - you want an errand boy to go to the gym for you?

Catman: learning all new gym routine, 2 classes, dating

Foreign Correspondent: and what of those things could be done by an errand boy?

Catman: i've got to take care of some catbuds

Foreign Correspondent: still not seeing how someone to run errands for you would help

Foreign Correspondent: So, for a job list for your errand boy, we currently have

1) Take care of a couple of catbuds

2).....

what other responsibilities would this person/catfan be taking over?

Catman: someone has to take notes for my memoirs

Foreign Correspondent: what else would your helper do?

Catman: eat a piece of cake

While the job offers its challenges, there are clear benefits, such as eating a piece of cake (time to be specified later). If you have the technical skills required for such an undertaking and are actually a boy, send a cover letter and resume to groodbud@gmail.com. Note: to avoid confusion, please specify the job title in the header, as the Catman is also seeking a Sex Slave.