Mass-Marketing a Miniaturized Catman

J: What would you say if I told you'd I'd been contacted by an Japanese fellow who wanted to clone you and sell smaller versions of you on the asian market?
Catman: ok
J: they'd use a growth inhibitor to keep the clones around 2-3 feet tall
J: and mainly use them for sex acts
Catman: haha
J: would you buy a mini-Catman?
Catman: yea
J: what would you do with him?
Catman: i don't know man
J: come on
Catman: i'd probably use him to sweep up
J: grow his hair out and use him like a broom?
Catman: he would use the broom - i don't want to do the sweeping
J: he would use a mini-broom?
J: or a full sized one?
Catman: whatever he wants to
J: would he be strong enough to use a full sized broom?
Catman: yea
J: angle would be tough for him
Catman: ok a small broom then
J: where would you get a small broom from though? It might make sense to buy a big one and just cut it in half. He can use the other half as a walking stick
Catman: yea
J: where would he sleep?
Catman: dog bed
J: in your room?
Catman: alex's room
J: what if he cried in the night?
Catman: ok man, give it a rest
Catman: before i crush you into oblivion