The Scratching Post: Catman Replaces J with Pile of Trash

If J wants to stick it to me with that little horse tramp he's going around with now, I'll stick it right back to him. I, the Catman, am officially bumping J from the #1 groodbud slot, and replacing him with a far superior groodbud: a pile of trash. Once the proper forms have been filled out, the list of Catbuds will stand as thus:
1) Pile of Trash
2) [left blank in case a really great bud comes along]
3) J