Your Daily Groodbud (Ticker Symbol YDG) has released their Weekly Earnings Report for the Groodbud Store this morning. As indicated, Sales, Profits and Net Revenue have remained stable at the at zero dollars and zero cents. This may be due to persistent rumors that YDG employs cheap foreign labor to manufacture their products; although, official YDG statements insist that the cats don't feel any pain when they're skinned, and that a majority of the cats are stray anyway. Early trading on the Dow Jones was mixed, while other Cat-related stocks were down heavily.
Thursday, April 22, 2010
Your Daily Groodbud Earnings Report
Your Daily Groodbud (Ticker Symbol YDG) has released their Weekly Earnings Report for the Groodbud Store this morning. As indicated, Sales, Profits and Net Revenue have remained stable at the at zero dollars and zero cents. This may be due to persistent rumors that YDG employs cheap foreign labor to manufacture their products; although, official YDG statements insist that the cats don't feel any pain when they're skinned, and that a majority of the cats are stray anyway. Early trading on the Dow Jones was mixed, while other Cat-related stocks were down heavily.
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Looks like YDG is poised for infinite growth in the near term.
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