Wednesday, April 14, 2010

CATMAN 20/20 FLASH

Given the most recent post on YDG.blogspot.com, you might think that the Catman would slow down his dangerous eating habits. However, he had two relatively indecipherable conversations at essentially the same time (one with J. and one with Foreign Correspondent, JJVH) that suggest otherwise.

Catman: was porkin today
Catman: porked out now
JJVH: Does that mean you were working?
Catman: ate a lot of food at lunch, chocolate cake
not going to be able to fit into my new pants

Catman: porked out today
J: what you mean?
Catman: porked out now
J: porked out?
J: tired?
Catman: ate all that food at lunch, that cake
J:chubby boy
Catman: yea
Catman: maybe best if i don't eat dinner

1 comment:

  1. Porkin seems a quaint term indeed.

    I am more familiar with "sporkin". Sporkin would be when a gentleman has cradled his lady in the classic "spooning" position before he inserts his phallus into her nether regions, in effect "forkin" her. Thus, the genesis of "sporkin".

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