The Catman was pretty bored today and so, decided to write a 20/20 Flash about himself. Inspired by the overwhelming positive response to the Catman Poll, issued earlier this week, he has taken the plunge. Yes, the Catman is now "out there," 24/7, from the comfort of his living room couch (where he watched Rambo: First Blood three consecutive nights this week). Though J is not around to copy/paste from "the box," we can imagine what this conversation may have been like:J: catbud?
Catman: Professor Groodpeep
J: what you get up to last night
Catman: got my profile up... i'm out there jerry
J: catman... on the prowl reeeeaaarrr
Catman:pretty nervous, though
not sure what is going to happen here
J: pretty swervous
... and so on. Though we can only speculate as to the content of the next few thousand box-chats, they most likely would have consisted of various arrangements of the words "peep," "bud," and "cat." After interviewing several of Catman's co-workers and friends, it has been confirmed that he is, in fact, "quite nervous," and is not yet sure if he likes "this sort of thing."
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